Dating tips in Japanese

Most Japanese girls are really shy about foreigner guys, so it might be really hard to break the ice. But there are some trusted phrases that will help you get on that baseball diamond without striking out.

So, you're at a bar and want to meet a girl - what do you say?

Attention getters
Sumimasen... (excuse me...)

Chotto ii desu ka... (can i talk to you...)

Ano ne... (um...)

Help a girl out
Atarashi dorinku katte agete mo ii desu ka... (can i buy you a new drink)

Baru no mukou kara kimi wo mitte, kawaii naa to omotte sa... (I saw you from across the bar and thought you were really cute)

Kimi no ______ ga utsukushii to omotte sa...(I thought your_____ was really cute....
eyes - me/nose-hana/face-kao/butt-oshiri/boobs-oppai/karada-body

Introductions
Boku ha _______ desu - My name is _________ (kinda humble and cute way)
Ore ha _______ desu - My name is _________ (kinda cool and tough way)
Wagahai ha ________ desu - My name is _________ (Soseki's cat's way)

How to win
Anata no denwa bango kiite mo ii desu ka? (Can I get your phone number?)

Itsu ka meshi tabe ni ikimashou. (Let's go out to eat together sometime)

Orenchi yotte kuretara, tada de eigo wo oshieru yo (If you come over to my place, i'll teach you english for free!)

How to lose
Futari desu ka? Ja, Chikaku no lovehou de sanpi shio! (Are you two girls out together? Lets go have a threesome at a love hotel close by!)

Kyokon desu yo! (I have a big youknowwhat!)

Ore yoku ero bideo wo haiken shimasu. (I watch a lot of porn [polite Japanese])

AEZ's submission:

Daijobu. Kao wa kankei naidesu. Karada ga mokuteki desukara.

It's ok, your looks mean nothing to me, it's your body I'm after.
More later.